Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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