I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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