I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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