brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm going to jail i love you
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
