I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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