We're facebook friends in real life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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