it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The ass gains better be worth it
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