talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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