what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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