I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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