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i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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