I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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