i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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