first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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