Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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