He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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