You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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