Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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