idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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