weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.