yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together