At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.