It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.