Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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