this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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