i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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