she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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