Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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