bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
A+ Viking dick
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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