it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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