Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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