just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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