Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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