is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
be right there i have to get my cape
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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