Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My life is pants optional.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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