Can i not drive my cunt home
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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