im gay
i know
yea but for you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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