what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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