Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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