I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
