to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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