just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
