we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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