That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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