am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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