i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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