Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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