I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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