so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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