Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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