how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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