she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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