Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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