If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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