If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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