the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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