Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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