Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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