One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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