Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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