Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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