I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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