i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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