Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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